Five Fantastic Fergis Facts

1. Fergis wishes to die in a plane crash piloted by John Travolta, but only if he uses the intercom to utter his final words: “Oh my god!”

2. Fergis thinks it is beautiful when fat people have children.

3. Fergis’ favourite historical dictator is Chairman Mao. Coincidentally, Chairman Mao is also his favourite name for a cat. Chairman Meow is his second favourite cat name. Steve is his third.

4. Fergis is unable to add prime numbers in his head.

5. Fergis always cries at the end of Jurassic Park.

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  1. On December 20, 2007 at 2:26 pm endlesslove43 Said:

    Nice Fergis, i read it all. nice, oh my god

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  2. On December 21, 2007 at 5:52 am slurredpress Said:

    #5 is fantastic.

    I always cry at the end of School of Rock.

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  3. On December 25, 2007 at 8:46 pm Ann Said:

    You remind me of the Hodge.

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  4. On January 1, 2008 at 7:02 pm truce Said:

    Why would Fergis want to add prime numbers in his head? That’s what Maths Boffins are for.

    If you don’t use them, they’ll only go off and the smell can be dreadful…

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