Looks like I won’t be on the street after all. A favourable set of circumstances have enabled me to continue much like before. I begin employment at a liquor store in a few hours. God help us. I didn’t mention the topic of employee discounts as to not arouse suspicion of my latent drinking habits. There must be some sort of deal. It would probably be better for my health if there wasn’t any discount, but it wouldn’t be nearly as fun.
Read about the saucy Mr. Schmidt and discover why the hell you should get off his lawn…Now!