Coming home to see one’s Mormon landlords rifling through your collection of drug paraphernalia and pornography is an unnerving sight. The water heater broke and flooded the basement I live in. I wasn’t home and haven’t been for the past couple of days. So they had to come in and fix the thing by cleaning out everything in my closet and tearing a hole in the wall. They haven’t said anything about it and a bet they won’t, but I know they know all the dark things I keep in my closet.