Ropey Loves Molotov

Ropey lives in a hollow tree trunk. Ropey is made of duct-tape and recycled coat-hangers. He is three feet tall. His favourite TV show is The View. If you make fun of Ropey he’ll set fire to your lawn while dancing and singing the Macarena.

The View is his favourite show because Starr Jones reminds him of the mother he never had a chance to set aflame. Ropey really likes fire and Tom Cruise gossip.

Come on Ropey. Light my fire.

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