Tang, Astronauts & Methadone

Liquid floats around in globs out there in space. NASA has many pictures of spacemen drinking Tang without the use of a cup or glass. They just drink these globs with straws and the globs disappear. I bet Tang tastes better without a cup. I’ll never know because I’ll never be in space. It’s better that way because I’d be unhappy to find out Tang tastes the exact same in zero gravity.

My friend works at a Methadone clinic. He gives Tang with the Methadone to people trying to quit Heroin. I asked him why they don’t give another beverage like real orange juice instead of Tang. He wasn’t sure.

I thought of a good marketing campaign for Tang then, “If you’re going to kick it, kick it with Tang.”


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