Life is expensive on the road. Because neither Fergis nor Wild Turkey are employable, their money must come from elsewhere. Today Fergis enters Wild Turkey into an eating contest.
“Don’t worry. It’ll be fine. Look at competition,” Fergis said. Wild Turkey looked at the competition. Four others had gathered in the Acadia Recreational Centre auditorium to compete for $500.00 in prize money.
Contestants would eat as many pounds of turkey in an hour as possible for the money.
“I’ll make it up to you. I’ll promise.”
Wild Turkey looked at Fergis for a second before eating contestant 2 in front of the presiding judge. The contest hadn’t yet begun.