Hallway

Saturdays can be pretty boring for somebody who is chronically unemployable. Edmonton is filled with the active and wealthy, flaunting their upward social mobility like a badge of honour. That travel the streets sipping six dollar coffees and shopping for B & D supplies whilst toting their Prada bags.

The bums sing:

Jeremy wears a yogurt helmet, he’s buckling his granola sword.
He’s going to do battle with a beast called breakfast.

….

Never go to college

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One comment on “Hallway

  1. Anonymous says:

    Yogurt helmet, your crazy! Keep it up man, I like your witty style.

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