I’m taking this opportunity to tell you a few things before you get underway. You see 2005 was a very hard year on people. Please don’t be like 2005. Try to keep the natural disasters and terrorist attacks to a minimum. You probably won’t listen to me anyway.
Be a peaceful year if you can. Keep the air clean and the planet livable. I’ll try to moderate my spending habits.
So that’s that. I’ll see you soon.
Fergis T. McGillicuddy