Dear Student Loan

I got you in the mail today. I wasn’t expecting much but you were less than I thought. It is the worst kind of disappointment. Especially after all the time I’ve been spending fantasizing about your arrival. I may starve to death because of you.

I ate the neighbour’s cat because your previous incarnation let me down in a similar fashion. Stop doing this to me. I might get around to paying you off if you do.

There I said it. Now leave me alone.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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One comment on “Dear Student Loan

  1. Cassandra says:

    Time to think about freelancing…? It will be my saviour when the company decides to pay me.

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