To Iran

Please don’t use nuclear reactors to make weapon-grade uranium. No good can come from this. You may be thinking, “Well, America has plenty of nukes. Why can’t we?” I guess that makes sense. Plenty of countries have nuclear bombs, countries you may not like even. However, it is no reason to get uppity and kick the UN out of your place. I realize your pride is at stake. It may seem surprising, but everybody worries about his or her pride as much as you do. Nobody likes being treated unfairly.

So if you manufacture weapon-grade uranium please do your absolute best to ensure it doesn’t end up in a suitcase-bomb in New York City. It will make everybody unhappy.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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