To the Dude Shopping For a Handgun

Hey. I can see your computer monitor from here. You’re looking for a Glock on the net… Here’s a couple things I’d like to mention.

1. You can’t buy mail order handguns from America and get them shipped here. They may take your money but you aren’t getting your “piece.”

2. This is Canada. You don’t need a fucking hand gun. Beat your enemy with a stick but don’t buy a gun… Coward. Real thugs use knives.

3. Same as number 2.

Hopefully, you get over the anger of your girlfriend banging that guy in her English class and don’t need to shoot the two of them in their sleep. Paint a picture instead or write a scathing poem. Hell, challenge him to a rap-battle… They are all the rage these days.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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One comment on “To the Dude Shopping For a Handgun

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