Dear prospective employers

This time it will be different. I swear. I’m not so bad. The days of showing up to work under the influence are long over. I promise.

I’m together and I’ll do your company good. I’ll make you money. I won’t steal office supplies. No staplers or paper clips will ever come home with me.

You won’t be sorry. No cruel jokes about your appperance to co-workers. No sleeping with your wife.

Hire me. I’ll do no wrong and you’ll be happy with my attitude and productivity.

Truly,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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One comment on “Dear prospective employers

  1. Cassandra says:

    I’m sure Carolyn will be happy to hear that.

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