It’s been great. I mean it. We have shared good times.
Lunchlady: Thanks for letting me have a big coffee even though the “egg on a bun” combo dictates a small.
Librarian: Enjoy the drum circles. I like them too.
Carpet Back: My girlfriend hates it when I call you that. I won’t anymore.
Bitchy Nick: Keep on truckn’. Whatever that means.
Mr. Johnston: Hopefully poisonous snakes stay away from you while you’re building schools for poor children.
Low-cut shirt Stephanie: The second floor directly overlooks your work studio downstairs. It amplifies the already thrilling perspective of your shirts. Maybe you should keep that in mind.
To everybody I didn’t include, simply insert your favourite thank you from the preceding thank you’s and call it even.
Fergis T. McGillicuddy