Open Letter to The New Canadian $20 Bills

This letter is long overdue. When you came on to the monetary scene everybody said you looked like Monopoly money. Or worse, “Like European Money.”

I think your security features are spiffy and post modern. They simultaneously keep counterfeiting impossible while impressing the public. For example, if you hold up you up to a light, you can totally see a ghostly Queen Elizabeth. Fucking far out!

Plus, you are crisp when you come from the bank machine. Keep on keeping on.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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8 comments on “Open Letter to The New Canadian $20 Bills

  1. […] Fergis does indeed write letters. His blog is full of them.  Problem is, nobody ever answers them. Maybe that’s because they’re often addressed to those who don’t habitually answer letters: the Canadian twenty dollar bill, Count Chocula, his recycling bin. […]

  2. doctorolove says:

    Perhaps, the minds at Milton Bradley are so in awe of the new 20 that they have bowed into pressure and are now phasing out their Monopoly money in lieu of a debit based credit card system…Perhaps “Canadian twenty looking” will be the new adjective of choice for money that can make one overdose on color stimuli…Love the site Fergis

  3. lmighton says:

    I think the folks at Royal Canadian Mint might just answer. My guess is they don’t get a lot of mail. My guess is that for a Professional Dollar Bill Maker, fan mail is a rare thing.
    http://www.mint.ca/royalcanadianmintpublic/

  4. cgot says:

    The new $20 bill is pretty weird…

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  5. […] Fergis does indeed write letters. His blog is full of them. Problem is, nobody ever answers them. Maybe that’s because they’re often addressed to those who don’t habitually answer letters: the Canadian twenty dollar bill, Count Chocula, his recycling bin. […]

  6. The Gadfly says:

    I don’t like how the new bills stick together when they come out of an ATM. I’ve come close on occasion to handing out $40 when I thought I was giving $20 because the bills were stuck together.

    I prefer the old $20 bills.

  7. jon says:

    Your right the new twenty or old new twenty is not too shaby although its too hard too fake ive been tryin and man its hard. lol just kiddin. i wish i could make fake money id be a rich man. keep on addressing your messages to who you do some day a guy with a crack head mom will tell you to stop sending messages to him and his siblings named Twenty Bill, Count Chocula and Recycling Bin. Have a good life and get rich Fergis thats my goal… well yours too and everybody elses but Im gunna do it cause my mom told me to. I’ll meet yall at the Ritz after i get this darn counterfeiting machine to work. Dam chinks didnt send any instructions with it. ttyl maybe

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