Dear Wild Turkey Bourbon

Yesterday, I picked up a bottle of you from the liquor store. Not too surprising given my affinity for your kind of Kentucky bourbon, but what was surprising, was the price. Thirty dollars!  I remember when I could pick up a bottle of Wild Turkey for $24. Those days are apparently long gone. I can’t afford that unless my work starts paying more. What am I to do?

What other liquor should I start drinking? Everything sucks compared to your distinctive character and finish. Your concern for quality and whatnot certainly shows but I’m a man with a worried mind. Is it the cork? Is it gas prices? Is it some form of scarcity that I can’t imagine? Help!


Fergis T. McGillicuddy


2 comments on “Dear Wild Turkey Bourbon

  1. Criss Kally says:

    add me pls to your emailing list
    best regards

  2. brooklynblue says:

    Which Wild Turkey are you buying that’s now $30? Rare Breed and KY Spirit are over $30 sure. But the regular WT 101 shouldn’t be that high unless you’re overseas?

    You can read my own review of Wild Turkey Bourbon at

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