This needs to stop. I am a productive member of society. I can work. I can do more with my life than sleep for 15+ hours a day. The only thing stopping me is you…and a coffee shortage…and maybe a job that requires me to be somewhere at a certain time. Never mind that for the moment. The important thing I need you to do is stop being so damn comfortable. Right now the dial is on 11. It needs to be on seven or I might not be able to wake up one day.
Fergis T. McGillicuddy