Dear Bed

This needs to stop.  I am a productive member of society. I can work. I can do more with my life than sleep for 15+ hours a day. The only thing stopping me is you…and a coffee shortage…and maybe a job that requires me to be somewhere at a certain time. Never mind that for the moment. The important thing I need you to do is stop being so damn comfortable. Right now the dial is on 11. It needs to be on seven or I might not be able to wake up one day.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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3 comments on “Dear Bed

  1. Cassandra says:

    Thank you for updating, you wonderful person you.
    I understand the sleeping thing too. I just actually awoke from a two-hour nap…but I was so tired! I just sleep and sleep…maybe you need to trade your bed in for something you can’t sleep in at all. A piano maybe. Maybe I should do the same, but I won’t. I love my bed too much.

  2. fergis says:

    You are welcome. It was hard because I’ve been in bed.

    Fergis.

  3. Vi says:

    Amen to that. It’s such a hardship to get up in the morning when you KNOW the floor is going to be cold, and the bed is oh-so-warm…

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