Dear Fergis T. McGillicuddy

I found your last letter lazy, sophomoric and crass. I thought you were more professional than that. You’ve got to get your shit together Fergis. Bourbon doesn’t grow on trees. You won’t get the scratch for it by penning smarmy celebrity gossip. Who knows how you’ll get it? You certainly don’t.

Put some effort in boy. Craft a witty and well-thought out letter to Frankenstein’s Monster, a wine decanter or foreign politics.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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One comment on “Dear Fergis T. McGillicuddy

  1. Cassandra says:

    Don’t be so hard on yourself. It’s hard to be creative in December when it’s dark all the time, and the stress of the season takes over. Sometimes the brain gets warped and thinks it cares about Britney’s hoo-ha. That can’t be your fault. It’s still an amusing letter.

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