Dear Edson, Alta.

Alberta is a big place. Big enough that greasy spoon diners can charge four dollars for a grilled cheese and place the bathroom soap in a yogurt container by the sink. Maybe Alberta is too big.

Up yours,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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3 comments on “Dear Edson, Alta.

  1. paurong says:

    i wish i was in Alberta.

  2. Cassandra says:

    At least they had soap!

  3. fergis says:

    Alberta is a decent place for the most part. Calgary and Edmonton are cities where life makes sense to me. However, Edson is not included in my Alberta. All the houses are small rectangles with tinfoil covering all the windows. All the young men look like skinny ghouls with sunken eyes and cheeks. The air smells of burnt-up fluorescent light tubes.

    Fergis

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