1. Fergis wishes to die in a plane crash piloted by John Travolta, but only if he uses the intercom to utter his final words: “Oh my god!”
2. Fergis thinks it is beautiful when fat people have children.
3. Fergis’ favourite historical dictator is Chairman Mao. Coincidentally, Chairman Mao is also his favourite name for a cat. Chairman Meow is his second favourite cat name. Steve is his third.
4. Fergis is unable to add prime numbers in his head.
5. Fergis always cries at the end of Jurassic Park.