Dear Fans of Reality Television

This three minute trailer features a close associate experiencing a “breakdown.” Hilarious.

If you happen to live in Alberta, you can watch the madness on Access. If you own a fancy schmancy digital set-up, you can watch on BookTelevision or CLT. Don’t ask me when. See for yourself.

You should watch. It is full of touching drama…and Red Bull consumption. It makes for good television.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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Dear Readers

Writing letters can be a difficult task. Writing novels is surely a harder task. So writing a novel in three days must be the most difficult literary task in existence.

Now, I don’t ask for much charity my friends, but I have a favour to ask of you, please vote for my good friend Tyler Morency in the upcoming 3-Day Novel Contest. He needs your help. He’s going to be stranded on television with 11 other writers, living in a giant book store, attempting to finish a novel in three days. If you don’t vote for him, he doesn’t get to choose his bunk or where he sits. That will be rough. I’ve been told the store is haunted.

But I’ve also been told there will be impromptu street hockey…So who knows?

Please show your support.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy