To the Edmonton Oilers…again

Ouch. I’m in pain. Only a few minutes after that clock ran out and I’m in serious pain. What can I say? The Flames hurt me this bad back in 2004. You look like them right now.

Truly,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy

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To the Edmonton Oilers

Thanks for giving the city what they wanted last night. It means a lot. You’ll realize it come Christmas time.

Here’s what the Canadian Press had to say about the game:

“Edmonton also dished out bodychecks like a chef giving out hotdogs at a school picnic.”

If that’s not classic sports journalism, I don’t know what is.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy