To the Edmonton Oilers

Thanks for giving the city what they wanted last night. It means a lot. You’ll realize it come Christmas time.

Here’s what the Canadian Press had to say about the game:

“Edmonton also dished out bodychecks like a chef giving out hotdogs at a school picnic.”

If that’s not classic sports journalism, I don’t know what is.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy