Dear Viking on ESPN

After dealing with insomina, I happened to witness a brief glimpse of how great television can be...

It was the spinning propeller that really did it for me. I couldn't deny the other towering structures designed and manufactured to test the limits of the human body, the math-game waterdump, the lightbulb hand-over-hand cross...

I still can't cope with the shock you delivered to my system.

Sincerely,

Fergis T. McGillicuddy