Health Baboon

Eating is neat. Some people don’t eat things that have souls. They only eat things that grow in the ground. Things called fruit and veggies.

Some things eat people. The Capital Health region created a giant mega baboon that eats patients. They made it because there were too many people waiting for a hospital bed. Now people will be less likely want to go to the hospital once they find out there is a big mechanical baboon waiting to eat them.